It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.
Gene PerretOur marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.
Gene PerretI like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.
Gene Perret