It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.
Gene PerretAn hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.
Gene PerretEducation can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.
Gene PerretMy grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.
Gene Perret