Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.