Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955

I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.