Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.