My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.