My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.