My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.