A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Vivisection is a social evil because if it advances human knowledge, it does so at the expense of human character.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.

When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."

The trouble with the media is that it seems unable to distinguish between the end of the world and a bicycle accident.

There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.