Whenever I see the word Operation, especially Trifling Operation, I at once write off the patient as dead.
George Bernard ShawSister, you're trying to keep me alive as an old curiosity, but I'm done, I'm finished, I'm going to die.
George Bernard ShawA pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
George Bernard ShawWhen God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.
George Bernard Shaw