The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.

What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.

He who has never hoped can never despair

Sister, you're trying to keep me alive as an old curiosity, but I'm done, I'm finished, I'm going to die.

Woman reduces us all to the common denominator.

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.

In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.