I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.
Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.