There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

Fall in love with what you're going to do for a living. To be able to get out of bed and do what you love to do for the rest of the day is beyond words. I'd rather be a failure in something I love than be successful in something I hate.

Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them.

My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.