Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
I get a standing ovation just standing
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.