I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.
Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.
I like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only women you can get are 55-year-old women, and I like younger women.
Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.