There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.

If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.

Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .