If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
I'd rather be over the hill than under it.
I'd say that about 82 percent of what I write is bad, but don't go by me; I'm as bad a judge as I am a writer. Look, if it were all good, you'd be paying twice as much for this book.
Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.