A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.
She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.
I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.