There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought to go into show business. I've been retired all my life.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

Young. Old. Just Words.