I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.
George BurnsI smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.
George BurnsPeople are always asking me how much I'm worth. Well, all I can say is, I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life. As long as I die in the next 20 minutes.
George BurnsI'm onstage for an hour.I do an hour of stand-up. Actually, I do 10 minutes standing up and 50 minutes sitting in a chair. Oh, occasionally, I stand up again to do a dance or put over a song. But mostly I sit down. A great invention, sitting down.
George Burns