Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
How can I die? I'm booked.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.