Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.

I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.

There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.

How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.