Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years.

Life's but a day at most.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.

None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.