How can I die? I'm booked.
Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.