I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out. And you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.
Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.