Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.

Fall in love with what you're going to do for a living. To be able to get out of bed and do what you love to do for the rest of the day is beyond words. I'd rather be a failure in something I love than be successful in something I hate.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.

I'm onstage for an hour.I do an hour of stand-up. Actually, I do 10 minutes standing up and 50 minutes sitting in a chair. Oh, occasionally, I stand up again to do a dance or put over a song. But mostly I sit down. A great invention, sitting down.

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.