Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.

Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out. And you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.

It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.

I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.