Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.

I'd say that about 82 percent of what I write is bad, but don't go by me; I'm as bad a judge as I am a writer. Look, if it were all good, you'd be paying twice as much for this book.

A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.