Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .
I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.
At my age flowers scare me.