Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.
I'd rather be over the hill than under it.
I get a standing ovation just standing
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.