Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.

When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.

This is all so exciting I've decided to keep making one movie every 36 years.

People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.