Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.

Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.

From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.

If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.