A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.
I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.
Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.
Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years.