Be quick to learn and wise to know.
None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.
There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.