I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years.
Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.