I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

I did go to school - my kind of school. When I was a kid I went out ... and you meet people. You talk to them. Anybody says something that makes sense, it stays with you, rubs off on you. That kind of school.