I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner.

Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out. And you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

Say Goodnight Gracie.