I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.

And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.