First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.
My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.