First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Should I be the one to play God? We're both about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.

If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!