Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.