Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
George BurnsI don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65, I had Cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
George Burns