Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65, I had Cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought to go into show business. I've been retired all my life.

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.

I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.