Say Goodnight Gracie.
I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.
At my age flowers scare me.
I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.