In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought to go into show business. I've been retired all my life.
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner.
How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.
Life's but a day at most.