Say Goodnight Gracie.
With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.