If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.

When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.

I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.