If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Fall in love with what you're going to do for a living. To be able to get out of bed and do what you love to do for the rest of the day is beyond words. I'd rather be a failure in something I love than be successful in something I hate.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.