I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.