If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.