You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

I like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only women you can get are 55-year-old women, and I like younger women.

Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.

This is all so exciting I've decided to keep making one movie every 36 years.

It's one of the old show business axioms. No matter how successful you've been, there's always a younger and sexier seal coming along.

At my age flowers scare me.

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.