I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.

When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.

I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.

I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.