By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and they would swear there was no driver.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
I like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only women you can get are 55-year-old women, and I like younger women.