Well, anybody can be a straight man if he hears well. You just have to wait for laughs. A straight man just repeats the questions and the comedian gets the laughs and you just wait for them and don't let them die completely at the tail end of the laugh.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

Well, anybody can be a straight man if he hears well. You just have to wait for laughs. A straight man just repeats the questions and the comedian gets the laughs and you just wait for them and don't let them die completely at the tail end of the laugh.

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

It's one of the old show business axioms. No matter how successful you've been, there's always a younger and sexier seal coming along.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.