How can I die? I'm booked.

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.

I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.