How can I die? I'm booked.

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!

When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.