Be quick to learn and wise to know.

What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.

Well, anybody can be a straight man if he hears well. You just have to wait for laughs. A straight man just repeats the questions and the comedian gets the laughs and you just wait for them and don't let them die completely at the tail end of the laugh.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

Say Goodnight Gracie.

When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.