Be quick to learn and wise to know.

Young. Old. Just Words.

Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years.

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.

I've been a straight man for so many years that from force of habit I repeat everything. I went out fishing with a fellow the other day and he fell overboard. He yelled, Help! Help! Help! so I said, Help? Help? Help? And while I was waiting for him to get his laugh, he drowned.

Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.