Be quick to learn and wise to know.

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out. And you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.