Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

I'd say that about 82 percent of what I write is bad, but don't go by me; I'm as bad a judge as I am a writer. Look, if it were all good, you'd be paying twice as much for this book.

At home we ate fish every Friday, as Catholics were then supposed to do. Being Jewish, I compromised. I wore a hat when I ate fish, out of respect for my own religion and the fish's family.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.