Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

Fall in love with what you're going to do for a living. To be able to get out of bed and do what you love to do for the rest of the day is beyond words. I'd rather be a failure in something I love than be successful in something I hate.