Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.