Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.

My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.