Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.

I'm onstage for an hour.I do an hour of stand-up. Actually, I do 10 minutes standing up and 50 minutes sitting in a chair. Oh, occasionally, I stand up again to do a dance or put over a song. But mostly I sit down. A great invention, sitting down.

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

I get a standing ovation just standing