Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out. And you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'

When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.

She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.