Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.
I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.
I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.
Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left