If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.
I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Well, anybody can be a straight man if he hears well. You just have to wait for laughs. A straight man just repeats the questions and the comedian gets the laughs and you just wait for them and don't let them die completely at the tail end of the laugh.