This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.