By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and they would swear there was no driver.

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.

People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

Life's but a day at most.

And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'