Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.
Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.