I'm onstage for an hour.I do an hour of stand-up. Actually, I do 10 minutes standing up and 50 minutes sitting in a chair. Oh, occasionally, I stand up again to do a dance or put over a song. But mostly I sit down. A great invention, sitting down.
George BurnsI thought to myself, 'why not write a bestseller?' In the first place, more people buy them and more people read them. You make more money and it doesnโt take any more time to write a bestseller than it does to write a book nobody buys.
George BurnsI was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
George Burns