I thought to myself, 'why not write a bestseller?' In the first place, more people buy them and more people read them. You make more money and it doesn’t take any more time to write a bestseller than it does to write a book nobody buys.

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.

This is all so exciting I've decided to keep making one movie every 36 years.

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .