I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Should I be the one to play God? We're both about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.
Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.