Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.
I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.
Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.
Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.