Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .

Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.

Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.

At home we ate fish every Friday, as Catholics were then supposed to do. Being Jewish, I compromised. I wore a hat when I ate fish, out of respect for my own religion and the fish's family.

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.