Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .

I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

When I wasn't working, I put the blame directly where it belonged - I blamed my agent. When I didn't have an agent, I spent time looking for a new agent so I would have somebody to blame.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.