The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

I thought to myself, 'why not write a bestseller?' In the first place, more people buy them and more people read them. You make more money and it doesn’t take any more time to write a bestseller than it does to write a book nobody buys.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.