The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.

Lots of people have asked me what Gracie and I did to make our marriage work. It's simple - we don't do anything. I think the trouble with a lot of people is that they work too hard at staying married. They make a business out of it. When you work too hard at a business you get tired; and when you get tired you get grouchy; and when you get grouchy you start fighting; and when you start fighting you're out of business.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.