The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.

Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.