It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
I did go to school - my kind of school. When I was a kid I went out ... and you meet people. You talk to them. Anybody says something that makes sense, it stays with you, rubs off on you. That kind of school.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.