Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

This is all so exciting I've decided to keep making one movie every 36 years.

I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.