Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.