Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

I'm onstage for an hour.I do an hour of stand-up. Actually, I do 10 minutes standing up and 50 minutes sitting in a chair. Oh, occasionally, I stand up again to do a dance or put over a song. But mostly I sit down. A great invention, sitting down.

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.