Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
George BurnsIf I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
George BurnsWhen I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.
George BurnsPeople ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
George Burns