From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.
How can I die? I'm booked.
It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.