I thought to myself, 'why not write a bestseller?' In the first place, more people buy them and more people read them. You make more money and it doesnโt take any more time to write a bestseller than it does to write a book nobody buys.
George BurnsI can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
George BurnsI don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.
George Burns