When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.
George BurnsWhen Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.
George BurnsI'm onstage for an hour.I do an hour of stand-up. Actually, I do 10 minutes standing up and 50 minutes sitting in a chair. Oh, occasionally, I stand up again to do a dance or put over a song. But mostly I sit down. A great invention, sitting down.
George Burns