Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.

Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years.

The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.