Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.
A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.
At my age flowers scare me.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
I've been a straight man for so many years that from force of habit I repeat everything. I went out fishing with a fellow the other day and he fell overboard. He yelled, Help! Help! Help! so I said, Help? Help? Help? And while I was waiting for him to get his laugh, he drowned.
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.