I get a standing ovation just standing
With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
Say Goodnight Gracie.
And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'
How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.
From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.