I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.
George BurnsI can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
George BurnsI find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.
George BurnsIt's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns