Should I be the one to play God? We're both about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.
George BurnsWhen Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.
George BurnsIf you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.
George BurnsI should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.
George Burns