With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.

And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'

A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.

It's one of the old show business axioms. No matter how successful you've been, there's always a younger and sexier seal coming along.

It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.

When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.