I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.

How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

I like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only women you can get are 55-year-old women, and I like younger women.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.