I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.

She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and they would swear there was no driver.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.

It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.