I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.

I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.