Say Goodnight Gracie.

At my age flowers scare me.

And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'

It's one of the old show business axioms. No matter how successful you've been, there's always a younger and sexier seal coming along.

Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.

If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.