Say Goodnight Gracie.

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

It's one of the old show business axioms. No matter how successful you've been, there's always a younger and sexier seal coming along.

Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.

A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.

Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.