Say Goodnight Gracie.

I thought to myself, 'why not write a bestseller?' In the first place, more people buy them and more people read them. You make more money and it doesn’t take any more time to write a bestseller than it does to write a book nobody buys.

I get a standing ovation just standing

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.