You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Fall in love with what you're going to do for a living. To be able to get out of bed and do what you love to do for the rest of the day is beyond words. I'd rather be a failure in something I love than be successful in something I hate.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.