Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George BurnsFrom Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.
George BurnsI'd say that about 82 percent of what I write is bad, but don't go by me; I'm as bad a judge as I am a writer. Look, if it were all good, you'd be paying twice as much for this book.
George BurnsI like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only women you can get are 55-year-old women, and I like younger women.
George Burns