When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them.

My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.

What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.

At home we ate fish every Friday, as Catholics were then supposed to do. Being Jewish, I compromised. I wore a hat when I ate fish, out of respect for my own religion and the fish's family.