Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.
People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.
I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.
I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.